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Do you date online?
It’s not easy is it?
You have to wade through hundreds of profiles and incoming messages from men. Then you have to spend hours trying to figure out which ones you like, and which ones are complete frauds. That’s before you try working out which ones only want to wave their penises at you on a webcam. But the biggest issue with online dating for women, is working out which men are telling the truth on their profiles. You see, men have a habit of putting the superhero version of themselves on their dating profile. Read more
I can’t believe we’re already this far into January! Is it just me, or is 2014 flying already? Before you know it, it’s going to be Valentine’s Day! Speaking of, I’d love to answer any and everything you’ve ever wondered about Valentine’s Day. Would you please tweet your questions at me from now until February 14th with the #AskPatti hashtag and I’ll do my best to get every single one of them answered. Now, onto this week’s questions. Read more
Happy New Year to everyone, but especially to my single ladies! This one’s for you! If you’re single, please make one of your New Year’s resolutions to date more. That’s right—just date more. Not find a serious relationship or “the one.” Get out there, meet people and have fun without putting expectations on what you’ll to find. Here’s how to do it. Read more
Being single can feel miserable, and it can become worse when well-meaning friends try to make you feel better. They offer encouragements such as “There are plenty of fish in the sea” or “You still have time.” But one riles me up more than any others: “You’ll find love when you least expect it.” Let’s see….would that kind of thinking work in other areas of life?
You’ll find a job when you least expect it. You’ll find a home when you least expect it. You’ll get a great body when you least expect it. You’ll make money when you least expect it. Of course not. Then why should we take a passive approach to love when we don’t do so in other areas of our lives? We update our resumes, network and spend hours hunting online for a good job. We talk to realtors and bankers and get our finances in order when we buy a home. Although some of us have great metabolisms, the rest of us have to work out and eat healthy to stay in shape. And since money doesn’t grow on trees, we have to work for it, budget it and save it. Read more
Online dating sites can be great places to meet your ideal man, but there’s a danger lurking around the corner, ready to pounce on the unsuspecting female mind. What is this online dating monster to stay alert for?
It’s mental masturbation!
“What the hell are you talking about David Wygant?” You exclaim.
Mental masturbation is what happens when you fall in love with a man online, before you actually meet him. You spot his profile. He looks so good. You keep going back to look at his profile. Every time you read it, you start to want him more. In your mind, he’s the guy that’s going to ride off with you into the sunset. In your mind, he’s going to get down on one knee and ask you to marry him. You love how he looks, what he says about himself, and how he describes his perfect relationship. He sounds like the most amazing guy you’ve ever met. Read more
