You know those friends who won’t stop talking about their boyfriends? They go on and on about how he has the perfect penis. Their boyfriend is supposedly the most attentive, loving creature, and is the best at oral sex. “Someday you’ll understand.”
The next time they want to tell you about their romantic Valentine’s Day plans and “perfect” sex life, tell them about your night. Eight orgasms in a half-hour. Maybe someday they’ll understand. Who needs a boyfriend when you can have seven inches of silicone, eight pulsation patterns, and six hours of battery life?
Here are the 5 of the best boyfriends vibrators for all you amazing single ladies. Read more
I’m a great believer that every diet plan offers a kernel of wisdom. But what about those who can’t stand the wheat—or, more specifically, gluten? Should people who have dumped bread entirely, not to mention pasta and cake, get out of the kitchen?
Gluten is a protein composite found in foods processed from wheat, barley and rye. It gives dough elasticity and helps it rise and keep its shape, and it can impart a chewy texture to foods. Read more
Women ask me all the time, “David, why do men go cold? I’ve been seeing this guy. It’s been going great, and I thought he liked me. Now he isn’t answering my calls or texts. I just don’t get it. What’s gone wrong?”
And the thing is, there could be a dozen reasons why a man goes cold on you. He could be scared of commitment, he could be a player, he could be married, or perhaps something in your behavior pushed him away. Read more
Have you heard the saying there are a lot of men walking around with vaginas nowadays?
How about women who have penises?
Listen today as David Wygant and I talk about how too many out there are walking around with their man-ginas.
And too many women lead with their male penis.
What does a woman with a penis look like? No, we’re not talking about ‘chicks with dicks’. Or women with really short hair and big muscles. Read more
Hello, hello! Hope everyone had a fantastic week. I know I did. I had a lot of small, but great stuff happen to me this week, which felt so wonderful. The world can be a really magnificent place! I hope you all felt the same way about your weeks! One of my favorite parts of my week was checking the #AskPatti hashtag and seeing all of you questions pour in. I couldn’t answer all of them in this column, but I’ve noted them and will definitely get to them soon! Read more
Do you date online?
It’s not easy is it?
You have to wade through hundreds of profiles and incoming messages from men. Then you have to spend hours trying to figure out which ones you like, and which ones are complete frauds. That’s before you try working out which ones only want to wave their penises at you on a webcam. But the biggest issue with online dating for women, is working out which men are telling the truth on their profiles. You see, men have a habit of putting the superhero version of themselves on their dating profile. Read more
