Ladies, there are some awful bad habits going around (and even more diseases) that girls in OC, LA, and Las Vegas seem to be catching. I’ve been around them my whole life growing up in OC/LA so this topic is fresh and I have them all figured out.
I’ll preface by saying that most men are horrible at detecting this. So to help the men out there, I’ve compiled a list of eight dead giveaways: “The gold-dar”
- If you have a higher percentage of plastic in your body than an actual barbie doll, you might look like a gold-digger.
- If your face doesn’t move when you talk but your boobs do, you might look like a gold-digger.
- If you’re wearing high heels at a pool party, you might look like a gold-digger. (Excluding wedges)
- If you’re always out with men older than your grandpa, you might look like a gold-digger.
- If he takes you out to dinner and without hesitation you order the most expensive wine and entrée on the menu, you might look like a gold-digger
- If you look past the personality/morals of a man and instead smell his money, you might look like a gold-digger.
- If you don’t want to work because you are incompetent/not self-sufficient and depend solely on a man to take care of you financially, you might look like a gold-digger
- If all of your “jobs” past and present require hanging around wealthy men in a party-like setting, you might look like a gold-digger
I hope this short guide to gold-digging 101 either a) makes you laugh b) brings awareness to men or c) exploits you.
