ARIES.
(March 20 – April 19):
You and a spouse (or lover) butt heads today. It’s disconcerting, but part of you also can’t help being turned on.
TAURUS.
(April 20 – May 20):
Stop batting away those ideas that buzz around your head. Your secret genius is trying to connect with you. Pick up the clue phone.
GEMINI.
(May 21 – June 20):
Who would have thought that one small act would trigger an avalanche of reactions? It only goes to show how strained a matter has become.
CANCER.
(June 21 – July 21):
Remind people who keep finding fault with what you do that to err is human. Wouldn’t it be divine if they could forgive?
LEO.
(July 22 – Aug. 22):
Things have to fall apart in a relationship in order to come back together again. You’ve both outgrown your roles and need a fresh start.
VIRGO.
(Aug. 23 – Sept. 22):
Don’t try to make sense of a current situation because it’s crazy and about to get crazier. Clearly the inmates are running the asylum, but rest assured that the men in white coats will arrive soon.
LIBRA.
(Sept. 23 – Oct. 22):
It’s exasperating having the same fight again and again, but that may be the point. Negative attention is still attention.
SCORPIO.
(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21):
You can’t reinvent without shaking things up first. You understood this in theory, but now it’s time to put it into practice.
SAGITTARIUS.
(Nov. 22 – Dec. 20):
People aren’t going to like the choice you make, but that’s why these are your choices and not theirs.
CAPRICORN.
(Dec. 21 – Jan. 19):
It’s hard to believe you’re being shown the way out of a dead-end, but that’s exactly what’s going on. Trust in the circumstances that are unfolding before you.
AQUARIUS.
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 17):
You’re about to discover the true value of positive thinking. Mind over matter won’t give you the power to bend spoons, but it will be close.
PISCES.
(Feb. 18 – March 19):
How do you alter a negative mind-set? Approach each person individually. Change the direction of one fish and you redirect the entire school.
