ARIES.
(March 20 – April 19):
Don’t be so quick to choose sides because they’ll only trade places. People are contrary for contrary’s sake with the Moon in Gemini today.
TAURUS.
(April 20 – May 20):
The reason you won’t budge is because people tend to make changes for change’s sake. Hang out long enough and they’ll change things back.
GEMINI.
(May 21 – June 20):
Grievances may be more a reflection of what’s going on with you than the other party. Take a closer look at what’s going on with your side of the mirror.
CANCER.
(June 21 – July 21):
You’re so moody that even you wouldn’t want to spend time with you. Skies clear tomorrow.
LEO.
(July 22 – Aug. 22):
You’re unusually scattered so take extra time to sort through thoughts and priorities. Nobody’s in a rush.
VIRGO.
(Aug. 23 – Sept. 22):
The compulsion to fiddle with things is irrepressible. Sit on your hands if need be or you’ll undo all the good work that you’ve done.
LIBRA.
(Sept. 23 – Oct. 22):
Don’t try to make sense of all the inconsistencies. It will only drive you crazy. Just smile and nod in all the right places and you’ll be fine.
SCORPIO.
(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21):
Thankfully nobody will mess with you today. Your reputation for not suffering fools gladly keeps them at bay.
SAGITTARIUS.
(Nov. 22 – Dec. 20):
You’ll want to throw up your hands in exasperation, but don’t. Calmly walk people through the promises that they made and they’ll wind up keeping them.
CAPRICORN.
(Dec. 21 – Jan. 19):
Don’t expect to get anything done. Besides it’s supposed to be a four-day weekend. Take the time off and you’ll be ready to go on Monday.
AQUARIUS.
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 17):
People feed on negative attention. Keep this in mind as they try to rope you into today’s crisis du jour. Keep your distance and it will resolve itself.
PISCES.
(Feb. 18 – March 19):
It doesn’t matter how many times you change your position you’ll only change it again. You can save yourself a lot of trouble by just staying put. It’s where you’ll wind up anyway.
