ARIES.
(March 20 – April 19):
It’s going to feel like nothing you do is right today. Even moving makes you a target. Wait a couple of days and snarky types will get over themselves.
TAURUS.
(April 20 – May 20):
A romantic interest who was on is now off again. Let him be. Not texting will bring him back faster than any hot pursuit would.
GEMINI.
(May 21 – June 20):
The next three days are crazy! Step aside and let the bombshells explode and secrets detonate. You can survey the pockmarked landscape on Monday.
CANCER.
(June 21 – July 21):
Looks like somebody flipped the bitch switch and you won’t be able to stop yourself. Have apologies prepped for when the planetary mood passes.
LEO.
(July 22 – Aug. 22):
A financial matter unravels when information that was supposed to be passed on to you surfaces after the fact. Move fast and you’ll recoup losses.
VIRGO.
(Aug. 23 – Sept. 22):
Did somebody upstairs declare open season on Virgos? Yes. Keep a low profile until the cosmic storm passes. Skies clear by Monday.
LIBRA.
(Sept. 23 – Oct. 22):
It’s hard to believe how the things you said were taken out of context, but they were. Don’t try justifying or defending. An apology is your “get of out jail free” card.
SCORPIO.
(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21):
For once you’re not the target of ire – a loved one is. Don’t rescue. Just coach from the sidelines.
SAGITTARIUS.
(Nov. 22 – Dec. 20):
Now would be a good time to stop, look, and listen. You’ll find your way out of that tight corner.
CAPRICORN.
(Dec. 21 – Jan. 19):
Scratching an itch only makes it worse. Leave an irritating situation alone for now. It will go away on its own.
AQUARIUS.
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 17):
Somebody’s fiasco becomes your business by virtue of association. You’re too loyal to distance yourself from this person but you do have to let the pieces fall where they may.
PISCES.
(Feb. 18 – March 19):
You waited too long and now a prospective love interest is moving on. Before racing after him, be honest about what you feel. He’s not a Yo-Yo.
