Category Archives: Relationships

Advice on everything related to love and relationships.

Is Your Relationship Bumpy? Good!

One of the things that I tell all of my clients who are dating is that you want to put in the work upfront so that you choose a good partner. What does this mean for a relationship? It means that the first year of your relationship may be a little bumpy, but that is a good thing! Read more

Use Your “Guy”PS

Where are all the single men? This has been the age old question since the beginning of time. I truly believe even single cave women were asking where are all the cave men.  The truth is there is no magical place all the single men of the world congregate where we can take a pilgrimage to and rescue them from their singledom.  Single women however, are EVERYWHERE. Like literally, EVERYWHERE! Go to any mall, salon, nail shop, shoe store, sidewalk and you’ll find at least fifty if that few.  Single guys on the other hand aren’t that easy to locate. Sure they go shopping for the occasional fruit of the loom shirt and get the quarterly haircut now and then, but where do they go to just…BE? Someone should seriously work on inventing a “Guy”PS to help pinpoint where the single guys are in your area and give you step by step directions to them. Read more

My Life Is a Sitcom

I suppose there’s a reason why so many rom-coms are set in New York City: Those theatrical connections are based on real-life city street experiences. Awkward run-ins with exes are around every corner. Those meet cutes and Oscar-worthy moments have a great way of finding me, and a string of what I’ve experienced would make for a fantastic primetime dark comedy. Let’s tune in! Read more

What Happens When He Finishes Quick?

Reader Betty Jo asks:

Why does my partner finish faster when I give him a blowjob or a handjob as compared to sex? Should I feel upset by this?

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Embrace Your Flaws

Today, I want you to think about your flaws. We all have them. We're all flawed. I always say the human race is the most imperfect race. People always ask me what I like about myself and I tell them, I'm the most imperfect, perfect version of myself. There are things I would love to change about myself. No matter how much I eat, I don't gain any weight. No matter how much I work out, I don't seem to gain any bulk. Read more

What if my boyfriend forgets my birthday?

First of all, happy birthday, girl! Sounds like you needed SOMEONE to wish you a happy birthday since clearly your man is asleep at the wheel here. Ok, so it is (or was recently) your birthday and your main man totally forgot. I bet you’re wondering what that means about how he feels about you, where your relationship going and how you should handle this. Well, Mama Patti is here to help. So, just sit back, relax and read on, birthday girl! Oh, and get some cake. Everyone deserves cake on their birthday! Read more