Monthly Archives: September 2013

Why Aren’t More Men Like Christian Grey?

Are you looking forward to the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie? Millions of women around the world will be packing movie theatres when they release this, just so they can spend a couple of hours with their ultimate fantasy, Christian Grey. He’s not the nicest character ever created, but one who knows how to get women hot under the collar. So what is it you women love about Mr. Grey, and more importantly, why aren’t real guys more like him? Read more

How to react if/when the kids walk in on you

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Remember those lazy Saturday afternoons you’d spend in bed making out with your husband? Yeah. Not so much when kiddos are in the picture. There are breakfasts to be made. Cartoons to be watched. Birthday parties to be attended. Plus, kids don’t really understand the idea of privacy. They’ll barge in whenever they feel like it and if it’s when you feel like it, well, that can lead to some awkwardness. You know what I’m talking about—the sex walk in. Here’s how to react if your little darlings turn into the ultimate cock-blocks and walk in on you during sex: Read more

The Pick Up Lines

This past weekend, I was super excited to partake in one of Boystown’s newest Night Life Attractions: The Pick Up Line! The “Pick Up Line” is a free trolley service that was created to encourage local nightlife seekers to adventure out on foot and safely enjoy the many bars and restaurants along Santa Monica Boulevard. Once on board, we were instantly greeted by a friendly driver, thumping dance music and shoved into a mass of good-looking men. “I have died and gone to heaven,” I instantly think. Read more

How to Avoid Dating a Self-Obsessed Nightmare

These days you don’t have to look far to find arrogant people, full of their own self-importance. One place in particular that appears to be packed with these self-obsessed jerks is Beverly Hills, California. I had the misfortune of encountering one of them the other day, while patiently waiting to get out of a parking garage. Out of nowhere, the woman in front of me had exploded with rage at the person in the booth.

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Dating rules to stay out of the doghouse

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As a matchmaker I meet an amazing amount of people. I am constantly networking, bringing in new potential clients, and meeting singles to fill my database. Working with all of these people gives me a sense of what is successful, and what is not when it comes to dating conversation and etiquette. Let me preface this next story by saying that I love my dogs. I could go on and on about all of the amazing things my pets do, but let me tell you, there is a time and a place! Read more

A trip to the supermarket: Pick me up some MILF

It’s Friday night, and you need food. You ask yourself, “Do I really want to deal with going to the market? Maybe I’ll order in instead.” Seriously? Unless you have a smoking hot girlfriend waiting at home wearing a little outfit from Victoria’s Secret, get your ass to the market now. That’s where all the girls are! Read more